University Life Part 7 5 min read

On Wednesday I was sitting in the University cafeteria when Erin came in looking for me. She sat down with her coffee and asked if I fancied going out to a pool bar with her, Leanne, Riah, and Alina that evening. The strip club was closed that week getting refurbished and they rarely all had a night off together and they were going to take advantage. “Nothing crazy”, she said, “just a few beers, we’ve all got classes early tomorrow.” “We’re going to meet them at 7 pm if you’re up for it?” I said, “yeah, sounds great” and Erin got up to go saying she would see me at the flat later that afternoon.

After dinner, we got ready to go out and Erin looked gorgeous without even trying. A little bit of makeup with her hair in a ponytail. She had on a Superdry hoodie, wet look skin tight leggings, and her white converse still complete with my blood spatters. We walked the 15 minute walk to the sports bar and pool hall and Leanne, Riah and Alina were already there. We got a pool table in the corner and I went over to the bar to get us all drinks. I went back to the table with two ice buckets each with 10 beers to get the evening started. Leanne had on leggings and a black Metallica t-shirt and her Doc Martin Jadon Max boots. She had just had her hair recoloured red and looked her usual sexy rock chick. Riah had on a Navy University Hoodie with skin-tight light blue denim jeans showing off her gorgeous legs and ass and a pair of Brown short Ugg Boots. Alina had on a grey top with white jeans and grey thigh boots with a flat sole.

We were all having fun in the bar and the girls were getting lots of looks from the guys. Some of them were looking at me like they wanted me dead but I didn’t care. At some point, I needed to go and take a piss and I left the girls playing pool. When I came back out of the restroom three guys were standing at our table and the girls were all huddled together looking a little defensive. I walked over and Erin caught my eye, I could tell from her expression that things were not cool with these guys. As I got closer I could tell how drunk they were and how obnoxious they were being to the girls who were trying to let them down gently without creating a scene.
I’m just over 6ft and well built and I know how to take care of myself having boxed since I was 8 years old, so I wasn’t particularly bothered by these drunk assholes as I stepped in front of the girls putting myself between them and the guys. “What’s up guys, why don’t you guys head back over to the bar and leave the girls alone to enjoy their evening.” “Who are you asshole, their fucking pimp”, said asshole 1. I laughed, and said, “no mate just a friend seriously the girls aren’t interested. Don’t make a scene just head back to the bar and enjoy your night.” “I’ll enjoy my night after I smash your lights out and then take these bitches home”, said asshole number 3. I saw him start to move his body ready to take a swing. He threw a big haymaker at me. He was so drunk I could have had a beer before his punch reached me. I ducked under his wild punch and clipped him right on the chin sending him onto the floor. “Seriously guys don’t do this, just go and have a good night at the bar.” Assholes 1 and 2 lunged at me at the same time, screaming about killing me. I smashed asshole 1 right on the nose before he had a chance to get a shot off sending him to the floor but asshole 2 managed to get in range and I took a shot to the side of the face. He didn’t know how to throw a punch though and there was nothing in it. He took a shot right on the chin which sent him staggering backwards. By now the bouncers were charging over and I held up my hands telling them I was just defending myself. Asshole 2 came at me again throwing haymakers, no chance buddy as I easily ducked them but instead of clubbing him again I grabbed his wrist and spun him round in an armlock and handed him off to the bouncers along with his buddies. One of the bouncers came over once they ejected the assholes to check we were alright. “You can take care of yourself, buddy, give me a shout if you want a job.” I laughed and said, “no thanks mate, I don’t like the idea of risking getting beat down daily”, which got a smirk from the girls.

The girls were all hugging me and thanking me for stepping in when I did, they had tried to get physical with them as soon as I went to the restroom. If I’d known they had done that when the assholes were still there I would have gone crazy. Sadly the buzz had been killed for all of us, the girls were all a bit shook up so we finished our beers and called it a night. I walked the girls to the taxi rank and waited with them until they got in a cab together before Erin and I walked back to the flat. She had her arm round me and said, “that was mad what you did to those guys, they hardly touched you.” “Yeah, they were smashed drunk though and didn’t know what they were doing. Plus they were being assholes ruining your night”, she squeezed me again and said, “thank you.”