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It was right after I got out of college and I was over at an old girlfriend’s apartment. She was the “type” I usually dated (and got trampled by): 5 ft 4 and about 115 lbs (163 cm, 52 kg). She had long blond hair parted in the middle as was the custom in the early seventies. She had told me earlier in the day that she intended to trample the shit out of me when I came over so I was looking forward to it all day long.
When I got there she was wearing a pair of gold spike heels with maybe a 2 1/2 in (7 cm) heel. She said she’d picked them up at a Salvation Army Thrift Store for one dollar. “I know you like narrow heels” she said “so how are these?” I was more excited than ever because spikes were hard to find in the seventies.