written by throwrug
original source of the story was Unknown source
I was wandering around the local shopping mall and, as always, was keeping my eyes open for ladies wearing nice heels. I noticed this well dressed young woman about 24 or so at a counter in one of the stores paying for her stuff. As I got closer I realized she was standing up on her toes as she looked over the counter. Apparently she knew the worker there, probably a coworker. Well I noticed how the heels of her brownish colored pumps came up off the floor. Well she was in a perfect position for me to sacrifice my finger.