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One girl I was seeing completely got off on having my stuff laid at her feet.
One time she stayed at my place for a few days, and the whole time my vinyl collection was all over the floors in every room (including the bathroom and toilet)completely covering the flat, with only just enough space for me to be able to walk around, myself, without actually stepping on the records – which was actually quite hard and undignified to do, and which she never even considered doing.