written by AJ Jones
original source of the story was Unknown source
I met a really hot and wild flight attendant in the bar tonight with her boyfriend, wearing some wicked four inch F-M Pumps. She was sitting across from me, and acting really animated (probably had a pretty good buzz going). She had one pump crossed over her leg and I couldn’t take my eyes off it. She said something about trying to calm herself down and I grabbed her pump and pulled on it a little and said, “A woman that wears heels like this isn’t going to be calm.”
She looks at me and then her shoe and says, “Oh yeah they’re f— me pumps! I have every color they come in! Every time a new heel comes out I have to have it!”