written by AJ Jones
original source of the story was Unknown source
I met a really hot and wild flight attendant in the bar tonight with her boyfriend, wearing some wicked four inch F-M Pumps. She was sitting across from me, and acting really animated (probably had a pretty good buzz going). She had one pump crossed over her leg and I couldn’t take my eyes off it. She said something about trying to calm herself down and I grabbed her pump and pulled on it a little and said, “A woman that wears heels like this isn’t going to be calm.”
She looks at me and then her shoe and says, “Oh yeah they’re f— me pumps! I have every color they come in! Every time a new heel comes out I have to have it!”
I made some small talk about her shoes, and then she says, completely on her own, “Bob likes me to walk on his back in them!”
Okay, now she had my undivided attention! Bob shrunk in his seat, not believing she’d just said it. I repeated, “You walk on his back in those heels?!” “Yeah, he can’t take it very long – he starts screaming about how much it hurts and I eventually feel sorry for him and stop digging holes in his back! It is really wild what they do to him when I really lean back on them! Show him your back, honey!”
Bob, embarrassed, just said, “Alright, alright, we don’t need to talk about this”
This girl goes, “Oh, he’s shy! Anyway, his back is totally ripped to shreds! It is like wild! He’s got these little marks all over it. It looks like chicken pox!”
I was losing it. Then a few minutes later, she tells me how she teaches kickboxing and my buddy says, “You wouldn’t wanna kick box in those – you’d kill somebody!”
“Oh, it’d be fun to kill somebody with my heels!”
I was enraptured. Then she follows up, “Oh, I shouldn’t have said that, now Bobbie’s all worried! Don’t worry honey, I won’t kill you with my heels!”
Bob just shook his head and the conversation turned to other topics. But I was dying to get her alone as I knew she’d walk all over me it I only asked.
AJ
Thank you, man