written by Unknown author
original source of the story was Unknown source
I was going catfishing one evening at Jordan Lake, North Carolina. As I pulled up to the boat ramp there were several news crews there. Some (likely drunken) idiot had fallen off of his boat and was missing.
I was standing at the back of my truck getting my gear together, listening to a reporter telling the story. She was very sexy, wearing a white blouse, tight dark skirt just above the knee, and 4 1/2 or 5 inch pointy toe slingback pumps, burgundy in color. The reporter explained the rescue effort was unsuccessful and would resume the next morning.
As I picked up my fishing rod I heard a girlish squeal and turned to see the camera’s spotlight on the reporter. There was a small treefrog clinging to her ankle. She stomped her foot down causing the frog to fall off. Then she smashed it flat with her right shoe! The cameraman was laughing at her, making her annoyed. She yelled “Did you FUCKING GET THAT?” He said “Every bit of it”
She then yelled “WELL,GET THIS TOO” as the gorgeous woman stomped on several more of the tiny frogs with her spike heeled pumps ! They popped like bubblewrap under her shoes as she twisted and ground them into the concrete with no remorse.
When she was all done she dragged her foot back several times, scrapping the frog goo off of her soles. Afterwards the camera crew re-shot the report with her standing on top of all the mangled frog parts.
The news crew then returned to the van. As the female reporter walked back she purposefully searched for more frogs and stepped on them whenever she could with a mean look on her beautiful face. She even slid on one and almost lost her balance!
I didn’t catch a single fish that night and still it was the best fishing trip I’ve ever been on.