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My favorite of all, that way, was when I was playing piano for the musical Chicago. I was band leader, so I was at every rehearsal. The producer wanted ‘Roxie’ (who was full of herself) to perform her first song whilst stepping off the stage, onto the top of the piano (while I played) and then laying herself along it. The first couple of times she walked right over my music, on the way, and they all wanted to keep it that way! So my manuscripts picked up a ton of her trainer prints from the dirty rehearsal room, night after night.
(In a later song, she also had to put her foot on the backs of each of the chorus members, one after the other, as they knelt in front of her, and push them to the floor. This also left her dirty trainer prints on all their backs, night after night – and those were their own clothes, in rehearsals!)
Last bit – come dress rehearsals, she went into the fishnets and heels. One of her shoes had an exposed nail, and it actually made holes in the piano when she walked on and off it. And no one gave a toss. They just wanted the show to look good! And she sure looked good. Every night, that first song, I played with a hard on after she’d just walked on my music, fucked the piano a bit more with her heels, then draped herself over it in stilettos and fishnets – singling, while I played. And then, of course, I’d wait for her to ram those heels into the chorus members backs. And boy, did she go for it.
She was really full of herself. But boy, did she get me hard.
How lucky were those chorus boys.